The NFL has a problem with illegitimate children and they're pretending it doesn't exist. For example, in the latest inquisition regarding Minnesota running back Adrian Peterson, we were told that the issue is domestic abuse in the form of child abuse.
Reading from the Wall St. Journal, John McCain famously referred to tea-party supporters as hobbits. I'm not sure that a troll calling me a hobbit is an insult, but to build from the metaphor, it took a union of elves, dwarves, and men to slay the dragon and stay the war. I'll leave it to the reader to sort out just who is who.
So the shutdown is over, the Republicans decided to go into victory formation with first and goal on the Democrats one-yard line, still down by 1. That's right, forget the quarterback sneak, forget the field goal, Coach McCain wants to run out the clock because, somehow losing will be a moral victory. So Mitch McConnell takes the knee and the RINO cheerleaders do "the perfect cheer," but the fans go home deflated.
One voice crying in the wilderness on Immigration is Ted Nugent. In an op-ed for Worldnet Daily, Ted proposes his Nugent Immigration Plan or NIP - A plan that would deport gang-bangers and ne'er-do-wells while giving a five-year trek to those who want to achieve citizenship for a better future.