The Babylon Bee

The Babylon Bee

How to make sure your church is as woke as Jesus (book excerpt)

In spite of the fact that God doesn’t exist and the Bible is an ancient document that we should not look to for guidance, it’s clear that God and the Bible both tell you to be woke—so you should obey and be woke. It’s as simple as that!

How to make sure your church is as woke as Jesus (book excerpt)