Sarah Palin Rewrites Dr. Seuss for CPAC Audience: 'I Do Not Like This Uncle Sam,' She Says (Video)

By Leonardo Blair, Senior Reporter Monday, March 10, 2014

Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin parodies a reading of Dr. Seuss' book 'Green Eggs and Ham' as she criticizes President Barack Obama's administration at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) in Oxon Hill, Maryland, March 8, 2014.

Former Alaska governor and 2008 GOP vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin speaks at CPAC 2014.

Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin waves as she departs the stage after remarks to the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) in Oxon Hill, Maryland, March 8, 2014.

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Former Alaska governor and 2008 GOP vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin left conservatives rolling with laughter on the final day of CPAC Saturday with a rendition of Dr. Seuss' "Green Eggs and Ham" filled with jabs at the Obama administration.

Palin, who tackled a number of hot-button issues during her lively CPAC presentation, recalled Texas GOP Sen. Ted Cruz's effort to defund Obamacare through a filibuster in which he read "Green Eggs and Ham" to his young daughters who were watching at home.

She explained that she had taken the book and "spiced it up a little" for her own disabled son Trig. She then entertainingly delivered the spiced up reading to the clamoring crowd.

"I do not like this Uncle Sam, I do not like his healthcare scam," she began to wild applause.

"I do not like these dirty crooks or how they lie and cook the books. I do not like when Congress steals, I do not like their crony deals," she continued.

"I do not like this spying man. I do not like 'oh yes we can.' I do not like this spending spree, we're smart, we know there's nothing free. I do not like reporters' smug replies when I complain about their lies. I do not like this kind of hope. And we won't take it nope, nope, nope," she ended.